大陸某銀行行長到少林寺求平安籤,釋永信拿出一疊符燒了,說:“我幫你燒了七七四十九道符,每道符1000元, 打完折40000元,敬菩薩不能還價,没帶現金可以刷卡。 阿彌陀福!” 說罷,命一小僧持POS機伺候待刷。 行長拿出了一張支票,虔誠的填好了40000元整,用打火機點燃,說:“師傅,菩薩只需一個工作日就可收到。 善哉善哉!” 釋永信揮淚縱橫,仰天長嘆:“論騙錢,誰能騙得過銀行?罪過罪過!” 行長雙手合十:“客氣客氣!”山外有山,天外有天,高!
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